One real patent a day. We didn't make these up. Somebody filed them.
The Archive
Every patent we've posted, newest first.
October 2026
Day 004 — The Escape-Ladder Coffin
Day 003 — The Hiccup-Zapping Cup
Day 002 — The Self-Paddling Machine
Day 001 — The Centrifugal Birthing Machine
Series
- Patently Spooky (Halloween)